BON APPETIT

Four blokes, two tents, neither of them big enough to sleep three... and all they could do was shuffle their feet, look elsewhere, and expect him to be the one to wave a magic wand...

Reeling from a break-up with his long-term boyfriend, Marcus goes on a camping trip with his friends - only to find none of them are willing to share a tent with him. Angry and upset he runs off into the forest and comes across a hidden quarry pool where he sunbathes for a while, then takes a dip. Back on land he finds a leech clinging to his leg and kills it without a thought. But when a strange (and strangely attractive) man rises from the pool, claiming to be the King of the Leeches and demanding retribution for the death, Marcus learns that not all punishments are unpleasant, and that nature has the power to stand up for itself.

This tongue-in-cheek short is newly available as an ebook from JMS Books. Find yours here!

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EXCERPT

In which Marcus realises he's not alone...

Even as he sat up to peer into the pool there came a louder splash, followed by a rushing surge, and something appeared. It was hard to make out through the murky water, but looked long and dark and streamlined. Almost like a submarine, but more flexible somehow. Almost like...he swallowed suddenly...a leech. But huge! Surely there were no giant leeches in the world? Surely, if there were, he’d have heard about it by now, on the telly or someone’s conspiracy-themed podcast? Surely his mates would have said something, if they knew there was something weird or threatening lurking in these woods. Either way, he was about to find out, because it was heading this way, and fast.

Caught between wanting to get away and fiery curiosity about whatever the hell it was, he sat open-mouthed, hardly daring to breathe. The shape cleaved the water until it was no more than an arm’s length from the shore, then reared right up in front of him. Still dark, still streamlined, with water pouring from its long, sleek sides. But even as he watched, it changed. A shimmer, some weird optical illusion or light effect, and suddenly it was no leech that parted the waters and rose from their oily depths—it was a man, and a handsome man at that. His skin was a dusky olive and his long hair was black, and wetly plastered to the sides of his head. His chest was flat and strong, his shoulders broad and his stomach rippled with muscular power. There were glimpses of other things, too, as the man swam towards the edge of the pool. Taut buttocks, strong thighs, well-shaped calves... With a sudden gulp, Marcus realised three things—one, the figure was as naked as the day he was born; two, he was impressively endowed, and three, he was heading straight for the ledge.


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ALL FIONA'S BOOKS

While you're here, why not check out some of Fiona's other books, including her shapeshifting pigeon romances Feathered Friend and Steal the Sky (also published by JMS Books), plus paranormal romances December Roses, Ghosts Galore and Trench Warfare, and vampire romance Echoes of Blood.

You can find details of them here:

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